10 Things I Learned at Expansion:
1) California Pizza Kitchen is delicious in any geographic state.
2) I have a "kind of Jewish" hairline.
3) If all you do in a day besides talk is eat 3 meals plus snacks and sit in or by a pool, chances are good you will go home fatter.
4) Coppertone sunblock turns humans into smurfs.
5) If you receive an invitation to join a group you might not normally join but have no reason to be scared or nervous about having activity time* with, you should probably accept the invitation. *of the non-sexual variety... but maybe that too...
6) The middle seat isn't so bad.
7) If a girl wanders into an establishment looking like an extra from Jersey Shore with her manly-looking boyfriend, don't steal her jewelry. If she wanders in alone, at least hide it from her.
8) I am not to make the 40-Year-Old Virgin poster face ever. Ever. Ev-er.
9) Always leave 'em wanting more.
