30 September 2010

DO eat yellow snow: Gaining Tips #9


Next time you have a pizza (I'm assuming here, but come on, look who I'm talking to) start with the largest piece. We all know there's no point in having pizza if there will be slices left over. That's like having a cake and having slices left over. Now that we're clear... don't cheat and order a size smaller just to be able to say you finished a whole thing. Sorry, but polishing off a (pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening) Bagel Bite is just not going to get tongues a-wagging in your steamy true-life gainer memoir.

Back to my tip: seriously, start with the big slice and work your way to the smallest. When you're feeling full and you have to face that last piece, which will look more manageable, the one it looks like Giancarlo down at Pizza Shack forgot to slice in half and which could smother you if it was pressed against your face (sorry, not my scene), or the one that if you were feeling generous you might share as just a taste with a table mate who was curious about your unusual topping choices in return for a treasure chest of rubies or two oatmeal raisin cookies? Even though it's the same amount of pizza, psycho-logic-ally the sliver will seem like you're cramming in less. If you're into that stuffed feeling, allow me to remind you it's the same. amount. of pizza.

So you might as well make it easier for yourself.