Superguys Me

Sometimes I wonder what I'm looking for in this digital gainerverse. Sometimes I wonder why they don't offer bread at California Pizza Kitchen anymore. Sometimes I think chunktastic celebrities are just that and sometimes I... don't (sorry Kevin James, I've never gotten it). I don't think bigger guys are attractive solely for being bigger, and there's room for smaller folk in my brain gallery of famous cuteness. So what am I looking for on this here internet doohickey? I'm still working on that, but here's some of what I'm looking at (completely NNSFW- not not safe for work). Granted, this post is slightly fluffy until I write something more substantial, but who doesn't like picture books?

The first lesson in celebrity thickenology for which I took copious notes. Josh Gracin.

What can I say? I like an athlete. Chris Pratt.

Slightly under the radar. CBS obviously stands for crafty bouffant style. Kyle Bornheimer.

I tuned into CSI: Miami to see a fellow (Jonathan Togo) rumored to be larger in season 7 than in season 1, but found my attention drawn to another. Oops. Adam Rodriguez. Why do I still watch this show?

I admit it: I thought he was handsome in his married dancer days, not that I would have said it out loud then. What happened after was least expected and most appreciated and I wasn't the only one to think so, leading me to come out of the closet. Kevin Federline.

I just want to play board games with him, I swear. Michael Cera.

Enchiladas, pizza, and goldfish crackers. Obviously I like me some cheese. What's that? My mistake! Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Don't Forget the Lyrics, and Let's Make a Deal. Obviously I like me some cheese. Wayne Brady.

The original. Prince Eric.

This list may be exhausting, but is by no means exhaustive and I'm still not sure why I felt compelled to share. Any you can't believe I didn't include? Any you think I'm crazy for including?