Phil Doubt Figures It Out

Once upon a time... is a show that premiered last year on ABC but lost me about 8 episodes in.  Also, once upon a time I changed my online i...

Dear Old Friend,   I don't know how much longer I can take this.  I've always turned to you for truth and unwavering objectivity.  ...

So you dig my bod* and you agree there should be more of it. Fantastic! You recognize that one of the the obstacles to accomplishing this ...

N*Sync vs. Backstreet Boys Kelly and Jesse vs. Tori "Moob" vs. ANYTHING ELSE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS FAT AND WONDERFUL These a...

There is a popular series of books that started as a spot in Men's Health magazine called Eat This, Not That that compares menu items to...

We live in a 'verse of measurements: waist sizes, scale readings, profile views, and pizza diameters (sorry boys, but "just ate ...

If you're reading this blog, you probably already have a pretty good idea whether or not you're a gainer. Quit splitting eclairs an...

Today's lesson: SKIM. skim - noun 1. a fellow who is non-fat, like the blue milk. formed by combining SKINNY and TRIM. a SKIM may be...

10 Things I Learned at Expansion: 1) California Pizza Kitchen is delicious in any geographic state. 2) I have a "kind of Jewish" h...

Next time you have a pizza (I'm assuming here, but come on, look who I'm talking to) start with the largest piece. We all know the...